- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Guest what in the butt

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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