- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Women's rights

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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