- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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