- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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