- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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