- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Charles Manson is innocent.

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