- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How High is a Chinese man

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Asians.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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