Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

The GOV and the WHO?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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