What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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the NAACP

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Tilt your screen back

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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