- Anti Joke

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.