- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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