- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's your guys names?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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