What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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epic win?

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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