Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A Fat Kenyan

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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