- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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