Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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