- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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