When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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