why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Lololol

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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