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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Homosexualism is so gay man

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Robin get in the batmobile!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing