- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

ejaculation JLR

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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