- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Obama

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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