A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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i just pooped that is all!

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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