- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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