i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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