An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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