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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

John lazzaro likes dick

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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