A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Neither have I

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

hear hear

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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