- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Women deserve equal rights.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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