- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

wanna hear a joke womens rights

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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