What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Anti Joke

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