What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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david what a baghead

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Everybody will die

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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