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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Where's my baby??

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

no really what are ur names?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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