- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What do you call an arab ?

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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