What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Cliterus

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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