why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Anti Joke

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