why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

thumb_up thumb_down -38

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

thumb_up thumb_down -40

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Justin

thumb_up thumb_down -40

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops