Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Dwarf Shortage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Rush Limbaugh

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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V I T A M I N C !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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