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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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