How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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