- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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