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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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