- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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