- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Women's rights.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Justin beiber's penis

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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