- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Not a joke.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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