- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

okay so theres this guy.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

im @ work, LOL.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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