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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What did death say to life? Go die

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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