KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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