Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A man died.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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8===D

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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okay so theres this guy.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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