What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Get it? More.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

N-E Pats never cheated

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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