- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

nothing

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis