- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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