Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

I walk into a bar...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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