That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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