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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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