- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Who wants $300? Me too.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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