an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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