what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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