- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Women's rights.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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