bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Knock knock Go away

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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