If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What does? 42

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Anti Joke

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