Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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haha Otarts was here

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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