Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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what goes boo a sock

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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No it doesnt..

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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