Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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