- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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