If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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