What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A black person in the NHL

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Gay rights

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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anti-joke teehee

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Knock knock, come in.

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