My wife has terminal cancer.

A horse walked into a barn...

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

A black person in the NHL

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Gay rights

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

anti-joke teehee

Knock knock, come in.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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