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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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I'm funny.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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