- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Your eye color is very unique.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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