Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Obama

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I am dyslexic

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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