- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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