- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

rent a cops

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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