- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

The GOV and the WHO?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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