- Anti Joke

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van