Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Anti Joke

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