- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Shea's sty....

Blacks

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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