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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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