- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you spell eight? 8

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

I'd like to make a withdraw

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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