- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

school homewrok

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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