What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Women deserve equal rights.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

the lemon was sweet.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Black People

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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