What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Logan's gay

Politics

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What hurts like hell? HELL

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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