A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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