When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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