- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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