- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

why did the zebra cross the road?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

fish fishy caoimhin

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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