why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call an arab ?

THE GAME

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

WOw you have no life

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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