- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Penis

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Indians

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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