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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminism.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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