What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A woman is carried out of a bar.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A drunk guy walks into a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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