Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A paralysed man falls over.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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