- Anti Joke

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.