- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A fish swims up your penis...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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