why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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oh hey.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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