What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Women's rights

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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