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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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