- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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