- Anti Joke

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

the NAACP

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?