- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Get on the boat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

You idiot.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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