- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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