Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Why was the woman?

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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