Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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The WNBA

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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