- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Politics

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Jack Stevens

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

cats are pussies

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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