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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why did the zebra cross the road?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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