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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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