- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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