- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Jack Stevens

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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